Secondhand Sunday

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Sundays are my Secondhand day. I'm basically too lazy to think of anything new to say so I re-post a "vintage" entry. I thought this was timely given that the new series starts tomorrow.

If you aren't in the mood for repeats, please feel free to change the channel.

"Top Ten Reasons I'll Never Be The Bachelorette"

Original Post Date, December 11, 2009

The Bachelorette team is in town looking for the next Bachelorette for the ABC reality show. These are the reason why I'll never make the cut.

1. Hell would freeze over before I would wear a bathing suit on national TV.

2. All the contestants would withdraw after they met my family.

3. I gave all my evening gowns to the Goodwill.

4. I would feel the need to emasculate the weak.

5. No hot blonde girls to pick from.

6. I'm too smart.

7. Hot tubs give me the willies.

8. When a potential mate's mother asks me,"So what do you like about our Ronnie"? I would have to respond, "He passed the background check."

9. I couldn't be away from my dog that long.

And the #1 reason that I'll never be The Bachelorette:

Hi-def TV


  1. I would have problems with number #8

  2. I am in agreement where I would emasculate the weak because there is nothing worse than a woman making a grown man cry for no reason.

    Peace, Love and Chocolate

  3. I have to agree with the Hot tub issues. Ewwww! Would you let Bernie on "The Beaglette"??

  4. @Tony White,

    @R. Jacobs,
    Oh really? DO tell...

    Nothing worse? Or nothing better? (insert evil laugh here..)

    @Simply Suthern,
    Yes, ewwwwww!!

    No, she wouldn't make the age cutoff. She's 63.

  5. Agree with #6.

    You are much too smart to be the Bachelorette.



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