Secondhand Sunday

Sundays are my Secondhand day. I'm basically too lazy to think of anything new to say so I re-post a "vintage" entry.

If you aren't in the mood for repeats, please feel free to change the channel.

"What are YOU watching?"

Original Post Date, November 18, 2009



I like porn. There, I said it.

And according to a report by President O (Oprah, not Obama, silly), one in three consumers of porn are women. This statistic doesn't really surprise me. What does surprise me is how few women are willing to admit it. It's nothing to be ashamed of, ladies. If anything, it's empowering to take control of your sexuality.

I know, I know. We were raised to act like good girls and not show interest in things of a sexual nature. Well, you know what? A man wants a lady in the parlor and a whore in the bedroom.

And what better way to learn how to do that than in the privacy of your own home with a remote control in one hand and the garden vegetable of your choice in the other.



Porn is not only educational but it's a great way for couples to spice up a romance that's become routine. Tonight, Howard can be mean manager and you can be incompetent office temp who must be spanked for messing up his DICKtation. Get it? DICKtation? I kill me.

I know some of you feel uncomfortable when your guy suggests a dirty movie from the back room of the video store because you're all worried that he'll compare you to the hot chick on the screen. Well, don't worry. There won't be any comparisons going on because what he will be doing is closing his eyes and/or leaving the lights off so he can fantasize that you actually are her. Who cares?

If you're in a solid relationship, you know that he loves everything about you, from the extra junk in your trunk to the little pooch in your belly. Basically, if his thing meets yours, you're good.

So start having some fun, thinking outside the box, pushing the envelope. I think you'll see the positive effects it has.

And if you're not in a relationship right now, might I suggest Candida Royalle's Eyes of Desire?

Skip the popcorn.