Secondhand Sunday

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Sundays are my Secondhand day. I'm basically too lazy to think of anything new to say so I re-post a "vintage" entry.

If you aren't in the mood for repeats, please feel free to change the channel.


Original Post Date, September 30, 2009

They say that the best way to meet people is through friends. Well, since I've exhausted all possibilities through that course, I'm reaching out to you, dear readers.

But instead of sending out a general call of "male with a pulse", I'm going to be a little more specific.

I need to know if any of you are friends with Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs.

Now I've heard all the "Mike Rowe is gay" gossip but, you know what? This is my fantasy, so shut it.

From the first time I saw Mike artificially inseminate a cow, I knew I had to have him. The way he used that turkey baster made me all tingly tingly down there.

He's handsome and funny and strong and tall. And he's not afraid to get dirty. I like that in a man.

I just checked my calendar and it looks like the next 48 weekends are free so anytime you can set this up would be great.

Let him know I have a dirty job for him.

No overalls required.


  1. Now wouldnt you two be the cute couple. Riding down the street in that new Ford truck.

    I am a big Mike fan as well but I am pretty sure that cow episode wernt the one that hooked me.

    So we have a small problem. I want him. But I think I have a solution. I want him 8-5 Mon. - Sat. You can have him nites and weekends. I also get to eat out with you two once a week.

  2. Would he do a job in Charleston, SC? I have just the job......

  3. @Simply Suthern,
    Do you know after driving Hondas and Toyotas for 20 years, I'm actually considering a Ford?

    Sounds like a good plan. You can have him during the day but I can't promise that he'll have the energy to be there by 8. ;-)

    Get in line.

  4. I don't know Mike Rowe or Dirty Jobs, but Mike is surely cute! Cute and tough... What a fantastic combination!!


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