Stripper, porn star, prostitute...I'm certain that one of those was my true calling.I grew up with a less than idyllic childhood and most with my past are veterans of the above mentioned careers. (Now before any of you write and tell me that you just danced to put yourself through law school, let's just accept it for the tongue in cheek humor and move on.)
I’m trying to retain some level of anonymity (even though I’ll be posting pictures of myself and all those close to me) while using this venue as a cheap alternative to therapy. Stream of consciousness is my gift to you.
And my first name really is Chrissy.
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1) Sorry, Sucka
2) Bite me
3) Get over yourself
