Just frowns now...
This seemed like such a winning combination. Who doesn't think "hot dogs" when they think "donuts"?
Not enough dollars coming through these doors...
Then I got to thinking...maybe I should throw my hat in the small business ring? What the heck!
And as the thought came to me, I drove past this:
See how the sun is shining behind it, like it's sign from God?
I'll open my own ice cream shop!
But I'll change the name from Dairy Queen to Chrissy's Cones.
Now I don't know anything about marketing, but I thought these might be good for the sign out front:
Come in for a lick
Single men aged 20-30, FREE every day
Like it hard? We can do that..
Free tastes
Single men over 35, 1/2 price every day
Any other suggestions for the sign?
Our cups runneth over.
ReplyDeleteWe have your favorite topping.
Two scoops R us.
@Christopher,
ReplyDeleteGood ones! Love the first one.:-)
At Chrissy's Cones
ReplyDeleteWe make your Banana's split
Jobs Available
ReplyDeleteOne scoop? Or two?
ReplyDeleteOkay, that was really fucking lame. I'm sorry. I'll leave now.
OMG, girl...you always make me LAUGH!!!
ReplyDeleteChrissy's Cones
"Our ice cream is served in DDD cups!"
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Come for the cone, stay for the lap dance!
ReplyDeleteIf you make our ice cream maids hot, they will drip for you too! (gross i know but i promise guys will show up)
ok that's it, great post by the way, it got me thinking and smiling ...now that's a deadly combo! Well done!
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I am betting that picture, only, will get you all the business you can handle.
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g'day
P.S. Naked writer
ReplyDeletecan we practice our upward and downward dog together?
"Are you Hot? Looking for a cool treat? come in for a lick, prices can't be beat and the ice cream is really sweet! Looking forward to meet'n you!" LMAO
ReplyDelete@Simply Suthern,
ReplyDeleteYes, we do!
@f8hasit,
Yes! Jobs in parentheses..
@Sara,
No, um, that was um, really funny. Good one..
@Ron,
Yes, triple D-licious! See? You inspired me!
@The Naked Writer,
OH! That's so dirty. I love it!
@R. Jacob,
Yes, no words needed. Guys are so easy.
@Ruby,
Okay, you obviously own an ice cream shop!
@Chrissy, Acually I don't LOL... Luv reading your blog thou! I've slacked off on mine ..bloggers block I guess.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Ruby. It happens to me, too. You just blank!
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