Moderation has never been my strong suit. Since I went off my vegan diet a few weeks back, I've really gone overboard with the sweets. I need to get back on track and start eating more veggies and beans again.
They just found out at work that I decided to do this.
OMG, too funny. Beano, I'm tellin you. It works.
ReplyDeleteMissy
Funny. I, too, suck at moderation.
ReplyDeleteI keep reading all these blogs and articles about raw diets and it's like drawing me in. I keep telling myself I'm going to give it a try...and then accidentally make myself an english muffin in the morning.
ReplyDeleteGood luck! I could never do that, I like meat. Plus, my dh &dd usually supply our home with enough gas to run our heat for a few years...LOL!
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteOMG...I freakin' love your sense of humor!
I've been feeling a bit gassy myself, lately.
TOOT!
LOL! Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot!
ReplyDeleteThat's hysterical.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the photo!
:-)
Oh crap Chrissy, you've outdone yourself. That picture almost made me pee my pants. I'm typing through my tears. Thanks for the laugh today.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Girl! How long did it take you to Photoshop your pic into all those places?? I was giggling at the one on the wall, laughing by the time I saw the teevee....but the rest?!? Priceless.
ReplyDeleteAtleast they are prepared... Good luck with the diet, and moderation is my nemesis..
ReplyDelete@Missy,
ReplyDeleteI swear, I've tried it and it doesn't work! My supersonics get through.
@Kim,
Solidarity, my sista.
@erin,
You're funny! I was actually surprised by how easy it was. Once you get through the first few days, you have no cravings for junk. I mean it!
@Collette,
Hey, wait a minute. I can actually heat my house?? Bingo!
@Ron,
Toot! Toot!
@Travel Girl,
ReplyDeleteYyyyuup! And I don't care what anyone says, my body never adjusts to it.
@Nancy,
Isn't that the funniest thing?
@Theresa,
Hope I didn't make you fart from laughing.
@Kathryn,
They had to be sure they would recognize me going down the hallway so they could go the other way.
@JW.BW,
Every man for himself!
I almost forgot!! Theres an award for you on my blog. Stop by and grab it when you have time!!
ReplyDeleteJW
Way to manipulate the photo! Jealous.
ReplyDeleteVery funny!
ReplyDeleteAnnax
Thats brilliant. I love the sense of humour, and the picture!
ReplyDelete@JW.BW,
ReplyDeleteKewl! Thanks!
@Anna,
The truth is always funny.
@Vicki,
Thanks! They were warned..
Beans, beans, good for the heart
ReplyDeleteThe more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let's have beans with every meal!
I taught my son that when hes was 4/5ish. BIG mistake...
Love it, try extreme Yoga or Zen meditation LOL
ReplyDelete@Grey,
ReplyDeleteThis song goes through my head daily. Sad, I know.
@Mark,
Thanks for the advice. :-)
Hi Crissy....
ReplyDeleteI'm stopping by after reading Ron's interview with you!!
Love this post... reminds me of ME!! hehehe... I'll be back!
CHeerS...
Leese
Just read your interview over at Ron's and had to come by myself to see if you're a funny as he says. You are, I'll be back. :)
ReplyDeleteAhahahahahahahahaha...now *that* is funny.
ReplyDeleteAkelamalu,
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by. Hope to see you again!
Julie,
ReplyDeleteFunny, but true.
Good luck with that. Glad I'm in Atlanta.
ReplyDeletePeach Tart,
ReplyDeleteYou better pray there's no down wind.
Very funny!!
ReplyDeleteBBpluto
"ONE of THE GUYS"
Bob the Vegan today and tomorrow.