Most of us in the blogging community use some sort of counter to see how many people are visiting our blogs. The one that I use also gives you a breakdown of recent phrases that are used in Google searches.
Because of my blog title, people navigate to me through some interesting channels. I had so much fun with this the first time, I thought I would list some more.
1) Armenian hookers
2) What percentage of money has actually touched a stripper
3) Is my neighbor a stripper?
4) Was meryl Streep a stripper?
5) Where to put dollars on a stripper
6) Girl with green card can work stripper?
7) Women should be librarians and strippers
8) Middle aged strippers
9) does the stripper like me
10) Are Lucky jeans vegan?
Love it! Sometime, I'll have to blog about the summer I came home from holidays to find a stripper pole in my mother's dining room. I know what your thinking, but it wasn't hers - thank god!
ReplyDeleteI love how people find our blogs. My favorites on this post are:
ReplyDelete2) What percentage of money has actually touched a stripper - NOW THIS IS A LEGITIMATE QUESTION SINCE I SAW ON MSNBC THE OTHER DAY THAT 90% OF ALL DOLLAR BILLS HAD TRACES OF COCAINE ON THEM
3) Is my neighbor a stripper? THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS WANT TO KNOW IF THERE IS A NEIGHBOR YOU CAN BORROW A NAUGHTY SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT FROM
5) Where to put dollars on a stripper? HAVEN'T THEY SEEN THE MOVIE STRIP TEASE?
7) Women should be librarians and strippers? EVERYONE KNOWS THIS BECAUSE LIBRARIANS DON'T MAKE MUCH MONEY AND NEED TO SUPPLEMENT THEIR INCOME
8) Middle aged strippers - GOD I HOPE SO BECAUSE IF I GET FIRED I NEED A FALL BACK
9) does the stripper like me
It's fascinating and disturbing the things people search.
ReplyDeleteTravel Girl,
ReplyDeleteWhaaaa???? Yes, I HAVE to see that post!
Peach Tart,
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
With my luck, the neighbor would be Jim. Really? Cocaine on dollar bills?
Kim,
ReplyDeleteYep, these were the ones that I wasn't too embarassed to post.
Hilarious. I'm sure most ppl don't realize that we SEE what they're typing to get to us. What gets me are the ones where I would SWEAR I've never used ANY of the search words...I had one the other day for "singing killing me softly boiled egg timer".
ReplyDeleteI don't think I even wanna know...
Totally funny Chrissy. I wonder what I'd get with my blog title? What counter do you use? But at least people are interested in you. I don't think I'd get too many interesting people with "garbage" in the title.
ReplyDeleteToo Funny!
Are lucky jeans vegan? WTF.... does that have to do with strippers unless their tear away lucky jeans made for strippers with Velcro sides.
ReplyDeleteDoes the stripper like me? Yeah of course for 25 bucks a lap dance on an 8 hour shift I'd like you too
Chrissy I love your new picture it's so you love. Great post very funny what people search for i have to agree.
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I have a similar thing running and it doesn't give search engine success. I need to start adding tags - maybe then I'll find out what my jeans eat and whether my neighbour can lend me nipple tassles...
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteI run a family friendly blog but occassionally get a pretty disturbing search. Some people.
I got one!
ReplyDeleteScary thing is, it involved a search from the Czech Republic involving underwear, pigs and showers.
Eurgh.
@Kathryn,
ReplyDeleteI know! I never even realized these counters existed. Now I feel like an idiot for stalking this guy I dated a few years ago. He had a site for his business but he posted personal pics so I would go in to see who he was dating after me.
Are you sure because I think I remember "killing me softly boiled egg timer" in one of your posts.
@Theresa,
I use Statcounter, just the free version. I bet you would see some crazy stuff with garbage. "I eat garbage. Why am I obsessed with garbage. My girlfriend's privates smell like garbage."
@JB,
I know. Duh. The stripper LOVES you until you run out of cash, douche. I think douche is the funniest word. I've been using it a lot lately.
Thanks! Isn't that a fun picture? I don't smoke but I love how the cig gives me that "I don't really give a damn" look.
@Matthew,
ReplyDeleteLOL! Yes, you must! I'm curious to see what your tags will bring you. Oh wait, I just saw your second comment. WHA?????
@Louise,
Ewww....on a family friendly site? That's just not right. But I did just watch Toddlers & Tiaras so anything is possible.
soooo..... ARE Lucky jeans vegan? I'm curious now?!?!
ReplyDeleteJules,
ReplyDeleteNo, they are not. But they're DE-licious!