Lunches with Lisa

Thursday, February 11, 2010

At lunch today, Lisa was telling me this story she heard about how a woman, the sole beneficiary of her sister's life insurance policy, killed her to collect the $100,000.

"Can you believe that?", Lisa exclaimed."What people won't do for money! You couldn't imagine killing me for $100,000 could you?"

I thought about it for a minute, "Is that before taxes?"


  1. Life insurance beneficiaries receive the proceeds free of income taxes! Be careful.


  2. I love the new layout! Very nice...
    Gotta go. I need to call my lawyer and have your name taken off my life insurance.

  3. Control your urges, $100,000 aint what it used to be. But then again, It would be a nice down payment on your own personal snowplow!!! Just say'in. Bernie might just enjoy the ride. BTW, Love the new digs.

  4. Thanks for the feedback on the new look! Still tweakin' it.

  5. $100,000 won't get you far - hold out for more. By the way, I love the new layout.

  6. I love the new lay out it is beautiful. I need to pimp my blog. How did you get your page to widen?

    $100,000 is a lot of shoes and lip gloss, but not worth offing someone though and spending time in jail before finally buying the shoes and lip gloss. Def's not worth it.

  7. Yeah, it's a thought. I keep thinking that if I'd killed my ex-husband when I wanted to, I'd be out of prison by now... With a public service award in my hands. Wait-- did I say that out loud?

  8. OMG..your last line was HYSTERICAL!

    Hey, listen...I'm LOVIN' this new blog design!

    WAY. TO. GO.

    It's flawless, girl!


  9. You are one bad bad girl and I love that about you. (And the layout is great!)

  10. Are you kidding me? Of course I'd kill that woman's sister for 100 big ones. I'd kill her, her sister, parents, grandparents, cousins, in-laws, and acquaintances for somewhere in the ball park of fifteen bucks.

  11. OMG I know people that would drool over much less! hehehe

  12. @ Leah Bahahahahaha!
    @ Chrissy site looks great!
    @ my sister.. i think you are safe... you earn more than that, worth keeping you around.


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