"The best way to judge someone's love is by how much stuff they buy you."
What happens if they're poor, have no money cos they're kids...
Ugh
Hmm, surely it's whether they're willing to be in the same room when you shit? Or kiss your fungal feet?plentymorefishoutofwater.blogspot.com
Is true love inversely proportional to how much they buy you (buy your love)?
Yes indeed - bring on the stuff!
The second best way then is by the frequency of the lovemaking...Secretia
Deep. I believe that's Democritus or maybe Busty LaRue.
Damn it, I knew my husband and kids didn't really love me.
Bwhahahhhahahahahaa!X
Somebody out there must be loving the hell out of me because I have a shitload of stuff in my house. (Who bought all that crap?) Oh, it was me... never mind.
Perfect post for Valentine's month. Are you listening happy man?
I believe this is known as the "Gabor Method." lol
:::sigh:::
C'mon, you know you want to say it..
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What happens if they're poor, have no money cos they're kids...
ReplyDeleteUgh
ReplyDeleteHmm, surely it's whether they're willing to be in the same room when you shit? Or kiss your fungal feet?
ReplyDeleteplentymorefishoutofwater.blogspot.com
Is true love inversely proportional to how much they buy you (buy your love)?
ReplyDeleteYes indeed - bring on the stuff!
ReplyDeleteThe second best way then is by the frequency of the lovemaking...
ReplyDeleteSecretia
Deep. I believe that's Democritus or maybe Busty LaRue.
ReplyDeleteDamn it, I knew my husband and kids didn't really love me.
ReplyDeleteBwhahahhhahahahahaa!
ReplyDeleteX
Somebody out there must be loving the hell out of me because I have a shitload of stuff in my house. (Who bought all that crap?) Oh, it was me... never mind.
ReplyDeletePerfect post for Valentine's month. Are you listening happy man?
ReplyDeleteI believe this is known as the "Gabor Method." lol
ReplyDelete:::sigh:::
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