Are you trying to tell me something?

Monday, February 22, 2010

Okay, first my email called me old.

Now it's calling me fat.

Email, have you been peering in my windows alongside Jim?


  1. OMG this reminds me of that Sex and the City episode, did you see it? Miranda got something for her back on "I'm getting old dot com".

    I feel you, sister. xxoo

  2. Hey Chrissy! Fat, old and single? Well, one out of three ain't bad; my "targetted" marketing has been hitting me with Indian matrimonial services, smoking cures, and rampant rabbits with free lube. Big fat zero! Don't let the bastards grind you down; you're fab, they're fuckwits, remember? Indigo

  3. I thought you looked a bit too pretty in your profile pic...these emails tell us the truth you've evidently been hiding.
    *Read about my dating disasters at plentymorefishoutofwater*

  4. They don't care who they mail stuff out to. Even if it is insulting. I get email to buy viagra! LOL. (((HUGS)))

  5. I know what you mean. I get stuff from AARP. I have a bit more than nine more years to go before I am old enough to be a member of this group.

  6. You think you've got problems with targetted marketting? I get arms dealers, drug lords and sellers of sprouts.

  7. Between Jim, email, and Hot Chocolate looking in your windows you've got a regular picket fence of wierd, horny and obnoxious around the house. Good Luck with that.

  8. Hahaha!!! Funny, my email apparently thinks I'm a man and keeps sending me links to buy stuff to enlarge my penis!!!

    Thanks for the smile!!

  9. Every shitty advertisement in the world hits my emails. I sent them some crap to get even.


  10. Well, beside the ones I'm still receiving from Maria from Russia, my latest spam has been for VIAGRA.

    However, don't they realize that I'm STUD muffin?


  11. Then again, maybe I could use those things...

  12. I know-- the e-mail gremlins know all my weak points and failings. How do they do it??? It hurts!

  13. @Christine,
    I swear, I'm the only one who never watched SATC. I can't stand Sarah Jessica Parker. I think she's a buttah face.

    Do you think they would allow me to use that Indian matrimonial service? I could pass, couldn't I?

    Yep. Photoshop is my friend.

    Thanks! Welcome. :-)

    It's just not fair, I say.

  14. @Indigo,
    BTW, Yes, fuckwits all!

    @Funny Girl,
    I'm actually looking forward to the discounts.

    Gee, I don't even know what to say to that..

    @Simply Suthern,
    You could say, my dance card is full.

    @Anything fits a naked man,
    Is there something you need to tell us?

    Ooo, good idea!

    Maria from Russia? Is that slut cheating on me??

    Right. Notice I didn't comment on the Depends emails.

    @Leah Rubin,
    They get their info from "the man."

  15. Funny, all the emails I get are for Viagra and Russian brides. I guess they heard about the Viagra. Now if I could just remember where I put my penis, oh wait, I don't have one, I'm a freaking girl!


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