Stripper Chick Wisdom

Thursday, February 18, 2010


Chrissy's real truth about life that no one will tell you.


"If you have to ask if your butt looks big....it probably does."

17 comments

  1. Hey Chrissy! I didn't think mine was, but the armchair put me wise. And the shrinking trousers. Ouch. Indigo

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  2. A guy won't notice his big butt, the big gut however.....

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  3. So true, but it is nice to hear someone lie & say it's not once in awhile...lol. (((HUGS)))

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  4. Sad, but true!! Yeah, my pants don't lie either, when they won't ZIP UP!! Sigh!! (P.S. I HATE my pants!!)

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  5. Damn, you are right again. I keep a really tight pair of shorts that lets me know when my butt is getting too big.

    Oh, yeah, I can't find them for the longest time...

    Secretia

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  6. I don't ask...I just know it is. It has its own zip code.

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  7. And I always ask, "Gee...does my butt look small?"

    "The Tiny Butt Man"

    X

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  8. Gosh, sad but true.

    So does that mean if you're asking "Does my butt look good in these jeans?" they do? :P

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  9. ermmmm... "it does" I think I started referring to the jeans and not the butt. *edit*

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  10. I'm usually content to know that the jeans cover my butt. All of it.

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  11. Why do women ask this? No good can come from this question....and how come GUYS never ask this?

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  12. A gentleman buys chocolate for his woman so she can blame him for the size of her derriere. He also keeps a large hipped horse around to keep things in perspective.

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  13. Heh Heh Heh Heh.. Kinda like if a guy has to ask about his... well, you get the idea. LOL!

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