One of my favorite Strom Thurmond quotes is this one he said before sitting up with the other brain dead assholes who witnessed my BA award in 1970 when I fisted R.C. Deadwords at Clemson: "You can lead a horticulture. But you can't make her think."
My own efforts at leading horticulture is occasionally plopping down on a bar stool beside an English major and saying: "Missy. I don't know jack about poetry, but I'd like to suck on your pussy until your head caves in."
Wotz round, white and giggles? A tickled onion
ReplyDeleteWOW Chrissy...
ReplyDeleteThis tells me that you don't like chopping onions!! hehe!
Have a great weekend!
Leesa
Cool! We have something in common. I have grown one of these before. It does take just the right person...lol. (((HUGS)))
ReplyDeleteHow's the potato crop doing at the bottom of the vegetable drawer?
ReplyDeleteA good weekend to you!
Secretia
Sure, make the rest of us jealous!
ReplyDeleteWait, I noticed a paw print...admit it, it was Bernie all along!
ReplyDeleteHey Mr. Onion! That a sprout in your pocket or you just happy to see her??
ReplyDeleteI once dated someone who was built just like that!
ReplyDelete*only, a tad smaller.
Bwhahahahahhaahhahahaa!
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Reminds me of one of those old Loony Toons cartoons where all the characters have to eat are a radish or a turnip
ReplyDeleteCool! Nice onion, Chrissy. I'm a melon man myself, but that is top drawer! Good job!
ReplyDeletethe onion was just happy to see you.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite Strom Thurmond quotes is this one he said before sitting up with the other brain dead assholes who witnessed my BA award in 1970 when I fisted R.C. Deadwords at Clemson: "You can lead a horticulture. But you can't make her think."
ReplyDeleteMy own efforts at leading horticulture is occasionally plopping down on a bar stool beside an English major and saying: "Missy. I don't know jack about poetry, but I'd like to suck on your pussy until your head caves in."
It works most of the time.