This year, I resolve to...

Friday, January 1, 2010

I'm no different than the next guy. I make my New Year's resolutions and stick to them for approximately 7.5 days. At that point, I break one and that creates a snowball effect, resulting in feelings of defeat all over again.

Maybe my resolutions are too lofty. By setting the bar too high, it's inevitable that I won't attain them, right?

This year I've decided to be realistic in my resolutions and looking over the list, I'm confident that this will be the year that I will finally stick to them.

1) Spend too much time watching TV

2) Curse like a sailor

3) Stay in a job that doesn't fulfill me because, hey, it's a paycheck.

4) Have meaningless sex whenever the mood hits me

4) Gain more weight and continue to bitch about it

5) Eat excessive amounts of candy daily

6) Have a pity party for myself at least once a month

7) Take a nap when the urge to do physical activity overcomes me

Wish me luck!


  1. Woah....I dunno, Chrissy....that's going to be SO HARD to stick to....


    I'll do it with you...that way we'll make sure no-one falls off the wagon....

  2. Haha, excellent post. Love your attitude.

  3. Mine are the same!! Also, to never do my laundry. I am on strike. Muah!

  4. I think I could handle this list, and add one more, learn to have longer orgasms!


  5. Finally! Resolutions that make sense. What a fabulous idea; starting the new year out with goals you can keep. Must. Try. This...Thanks for the inspiration!

  6. Looks like you stole my list.

    Good luck being able to keep those.

  7. Finally, someone with their priorities straight!

  8. I'm the same way, Chrissy!

    That's why I never make resolutions. Other than making the resolution to NOT make resolutions - HA!

    2) Curse like a sailor.

    Oh SHIT, that one would be so FUCKING hard for me!


    HAPPY NEW YEAR, girl!

    X to you and Bern

  9. Oh how I adore you!

    Happy 2010 from a devoted Stripper fan :-)

    ~ Mave from A Fabulously Good Life

  10. 7.5 days. That would be an all-time record for me. Normally I've broken the bloody things before the end of New Years Day.

  11. *Indigo sits bloated, having a vague memory about cutting back on Domino's*

    I'm unlikely to have any sex in 2010, so please feel free to spend my quota x

  12. Now THAT'S a list of goals I can agree with. Good luck!

  13. Mmmm candy! I have to drawthe line at meaningless sex wife would be like a voice teacher, "ok lets try it again, but this time with more feeeeeeeeling!" lol

  14. I am really good at all of those things except watching too much TV (I don't own one) and having meaningless sex (unfortunately my boyfriend doesn't like this idea).

    Great resoultions all around!

  15. I agree with Kathryn, these resolutions do seem lofty at least. Whoever could have the will power to keep them? You are an inspiration to us all Chrissy.

  16. Those are resolutions I can live by!!

  17. LOL good luck Chrissy! I think you've got it all figured out there. I'd add "do whatever I wanna WHENEVER I wanna"... kind of catches everything. ;o)


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