What's this junk?

Thursday, January 14, 2010

You know you're getting old when even your junk mail thinks so.

The saddest part is that I think I have her shoes.


  1. I hear you, sister. I may have a depends coupon somewhere...

  2. For those days when even walking is a bother,,,,does it have a cup holder?

  3. It wasn't so long ago I got my first junk mail for incontinence pants :(

  4. You are right, when you get circulars for depends and hearing aids, stuff like that.


  5. Don't be fooled. She probably pops wheelies in that chair.

  6. Oh no, I think I have those shoes too.

  7. Hey, I would LOVE one of these.

    Perhaps I could use it to run down some of those skateboarders on the city streets!


  8. I'm in my 20's, and I wouldn't mind tooling around in a HoveRound right now.

  9. I get a lot of Viagara emails, and most of the ads on my hotmail account are pictures of muscle men. I don't quite know what my junk mail is trying to tell me, but I don't like it.

  10. No, you do NOT! Who are you kidding, sweetie??

    Your stilettos would look all wrong on one of those things! Maybe if we put you in a fire-engine red golf cart? Something HOT!

  11. What about the ads for the I've fallen and can't get up pendant? With the button you push so you can live alone. Special discount for those 50-55. I'm 52, 5'4" and could bench press most of those old people that have fallen!! I have some more choice words but I will refrain.

  12. Chrissy,

    Along those lines, how do you think all those penis enlargement ads? At what point should I start to feel insecure about the number I'm getting? The last one I got was the harshest.

    "The once-daily tablet for natural male enhancement! ~Enzyte

    Maybe if you had taken these pills I wouldn't be dating a black guy now.

    Your ex-girlfriend Shannon

    p.s. I ran it by your mother and she agrees."

    Toolbit out.

  13. I would love one of those myself. I've been getting AARP ads for a few years now! And you can't join till you're 50! I'm about the same age as you.
    I also get viagra ads in my yahoo email. They must think I'm a man, too! LOL


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