Stripper Chick Wisdom

Thursday, January 21, 2010


Chrissy's real truth about life that no one will tell you.


"You should definitely stay in a relationship with that selfish, alcoholic loser that doesn't have a job because I'm sure he'll change for you."

11 comments

  1. You just described. Me. Circa 1988.

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  2. "The only constant is change" does not apply to selfish, alcoholic losers.

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  3. So THAT was the problem...
    Why didn't you tell me that years ago?
    :-)

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  4. That's abusively passive-aggressive selfish, alcoholic loser that doesn't have a job to you. And hey, I'm not scruffy looking.

    ;)

    Toolbit out.

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  5. omg that makes me think of my past...wow

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  6. I'm thinking that the codependents (in my family) just cannot hear this simple message. they are so now part of the problem. *sound of my heart breaking*

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  7. OF COURSE he'll change for ME! I'M the one who will:
    A) Turn him from gay to straight
    B) Stop him from being a Momma's boy
    C) Turn him into a neat freak and impeccable dresser
    D) Stop the drinking/gambling/cheating/smoking/procrastinating.
    It could TOTALLY happen.

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  8. Dammit, I knew I gave up too soon!

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  9. Bwhahahahahahaha!

    OMG...this is both hysterical and brilliantly truthful.

    Thanks, Chrissy. I so enjoy these Stripper Chick Wisdoms!

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