Stripper Chick Wisdom

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Chrissy's real truth about life that no one will tell you.

"The best way to alleviate boredom is to walk through the mall and pretend that everyone you see is a star-struck, adoring fan."


  1. At the Blog Mall you wouldn't have to pretend.

  2. Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!

    OMG...this one was absolutely brilliant!

    And I agree!


  3. Chrissy - you are a wise, wise woman!

  4. Hey Chrissy! They're only feigning indifference at the mall; the depth of their denial is profound. You rock. And you know what THEY are, right? Indigo

  5. Hey, I've done that before. Even the whole 'No pictures please!' to the unsuspecting public. ;-)

  6. OMG! That is similar to what I keep telling my husband I want to do. Like buy a bunch of wedding dresses and evening gowns and the like and grocery shop wearing them. Wear them everywhere except I would draw the line at church, not that God doesn't have a sense of humor,...Why not? Why the hell not? I already have the tiara.


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