Yep, but I live safe in the knowledge that after eating me the dog would live about three days before it's arteries clogged with cholesterol from all my fat.
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@Armed with Vitriol - Foolish Child. Don't you realise that whenever a cat looks at you they're musing whether it's worth the effort to rend you limb from limb or to await the filling of the food bowl?
LOL! I think my dog would eat me even if she wasn't lost in the woods with me!!
ReplyDeleteif i get lost in the woods, i hope it's with my 10 lb mini winnie dog and not my 80 lb pit bull... cuz u might be right.
ReplyDeleteRemember, nature doesn't like us. We are a two legged walking dinner.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine Bernie would kill you and then eat you, but if she did - it would probably be a slow death...
ReplyDeleteHa ha harsh but fair. Not I am glad I don't have a dog. I don't think my goldfish would ever eat me....
ReplyDeleteKate xx
http://secretofficeconfessions.blogspot.com/
Hey Chrissy! Bernie is a wolf in sheep's clothing?! SAY IT AIN'T SO! Indigo
ReplyDelete... and let him lick his balls in public.
ReplyDeleteThe questions is...would my cat do this?
ReplyDeleteI'm an out and out dog person and I know for a fact (not believe but am sure) that my Tasha would never eat me!
ReplyDeleteWorks for girlfriends too.
ReplyDeleteI can just imagine Bernie trying to eat you, that would be hilarious stuff!
ReplyDeleteYep, but I live safe in the knowledge that after eating me the dog would live about three days before it's arteries clogged with cholesterol from all my fat.
ReplyDeleteTHAT's the reason my dog acts like he loves me? Guess I'd better keep feeding him before he eats me.
ReplyDeleteI believe the same thing about family!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteAnother reason not to have a dog:)
ReplyDeleteHahaha, funny post! I have a dog and it would even bite me even if it means I have to eat him. I love my dog so much!
ReplyDeletelol that's funny. makes me glad i have a 10lb weenie dog....
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays Chrissy!
THE GUYS and I have missed you.
Enjoy.
I really like your blog. I am a first-time visitor, but I observe every site I submit a comment to. I have a humor blog myself, which I hope to be a top place for people to come and laugh. Life is hard enough and you sometimes need to just sit back and laugh a little.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to exchange links with you to help spread traffic around to each. Keep up the good work. You can contact me by simply placing a comment on my site.
Happy Holidays!
Jason
HilariousHeadlines.com
This is a great blog you have here. I'm a first-time visitor but I'm very impressed. I have a blog as well which provides inspiration and guidance to people all around the world.
ReplyDeleteI am interested in exchanging links with you to help spread some traffic around. When you get a moment, please take a look at my site and let me know if this is possible. Keep up the good work.
Happy Holidays!
Jason
TheWISDOMWALL.com
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteI would like to ditto what Collette just shared. I think she's right.
Merry Christmas, my friend!
Wishing you and Bernie a spectacular day!
woof! woof!
X ya both!
You're right about THAT dog, but the other dog loves me because I let him "Paw" me and "Lick" me as much as he wants to...
ReplyDeleteSecretia
Happily this is not true.
ReplyDelete@Armed with Vitriol - Foolish Child. Don't you realise that whenever a cat looks at you they're musing whether it's worth the effort to rend you limb from limb or to await the filling of the food bowl?
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