I tell my boyfriend that the two dollars I play the lottery with, twice a week, buys me hope and a dream for a few days at a time, and that's why I keep doing it.
Following on from Mr. Knucklehead, I was amazed when a British Politician declared bluntly that the (then) proposed National Lottery was a "Tax On Stupidity". I thought us Brits were supposed to be polite?
I consider the couple of bucks I spend on the lottery every once in awhile my retirement planning...cuz if i do not win the lotto I will never be able to retire:(
I love your sense of humor! When I win, we are off to Cabo. After we line the birdcage. ;)
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I tell my boyfriend that the two dollars I play the lottery with, twice a week, buys me hope and a dream for a few days at a time, and that's why I keep doing it.
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The truth is that if you do win it won't make you happy.
ReplyDeleteEven knowing that Truth, I still buy em :(
ReplyDelete(Every time I decide not to continue, someone from our province wins big, and then I am a sucker again!)
But what if the bird played and won?? Now that would be a bummer!!
ReplyDeleteI'll have to spend the first few bucks on a bird, else following your advice would be more of a savings plan. Still...
ReplyDeleteReally... How happy can you get winning a lottery?
ReplyDeleteSomeone once said, "The lottery is a tax on people who can't do math."
ReplyDeleteSo why don't you do something useful with that money like line the bottom of a bird cage?
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahahahaha!
Oh dear god, you KILL me girl!!!!
And I have to agree with you. I know damn well I'll never win the lottery. That's why I never play it.
Following on from Mr. Knucklehead, I was amazed when a British Politician declared bluntly that the (then) proposed National Lottery was a "Tax On Stupidity". I thought us Brits were supposed to be polite?
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ReplyDeleteSounds like a plan!
@Secretia,
Hey, someone's winning, right?
@Loach of Chicago,
I'm fascinated by those shows that tell how people's lives were ruined by winning.
@K.L.M,
I know. Someone bought a ticket at the beverage store in my city and won 111 million.
@Fierce,
I would be pissed.
@IndigoWrath,
You could just buy a fake bird.
@Ekanthapadhikan,
Right. Money can't buy happiness. Just better shoes.
@Mr. Knucklehead,
That's funny!
@Ron,
Shame, isn't it?
@IndigoWrath,
He must be half American.
Oh the possibilities, and what I would do if I won the lottery. Heck, what would I not do?
ReplyDeleteBut....but! They have that SHOW on....TLC....about "How the Lottery Changed My Life".
ReplyDeleteAll those ppl can't be wrong...can they?!?
I consider the couple of bucks I spend on the lottery every once in awhile my retirement planning...cuz if i do not win the lotto I will never be able to retire:(
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