Stripper Chick Wisdom

Friday, December 18, 2009

Chrissy's real truth about life that no one will tell you.

"You will never win the lottery. Ever. So why don't you do something useful with that money like line the bottom of a bird cage?"


  1. I love your sense of humor! When I win, we are off to Cabo. After we line the birdcage. ;)



  2. I tell my boyfriend that the two dollars I play the lottery with, twice a week, buys me hope and a dream for a few days at a time, and that's why I keep doing it.


  3. The truth is that if you do win it won't make you happy.

  4. Even knowing that Truth, I still buy em :(
    (Every time I decide not to continue, someone from our province wins big, and then I am a sucker again!)

  5. But what if the bird played and won?? Now that would be a bummer!!

  6. I'll have to spend the first few bucks on a bird, else following your advice would be more of a savings plan. Still...

  7. Really... How happy can you get winning a lottery?

  8. Someone once said, "The lottery is a tax on people who can't do math."

  9. So why don't you do something useful with that money like line the bottom of a bird cage?


    Oh dear god, you KILL me girl!!!!

    And I have to agree with you. I know damn well I'll never win the lottery. That's why I never play it.

  10. Following on from Mr. Knucklehead, I was amazed when a British Politician declared bluntly that the (then) proposed National Lottery was a "Tax On Stupidity". I thought us Brits were supposed to be polite?

  11. @thatgalkiki,
    Sounds like a plan!

    Hey, someone's winning, right?

    @Loach of Chicago,
    I'm fascinated by those shows that tell how people's lives were ruined by winning.

    I know. Someone bought a ticket at the beverage store in my city and won 111 million.

    I would be pissed.

    You could just buy a fake bird.

    Right. Money can't buy happiness. Just better shoes.

    @Mr. Knucklehead,
    That's funny!

    Shame, isn't it?

    He must be half American.

  12. Oh the possibilities, and what I would do if I won the lottery. Heck, what would I not do?

  13. But....but! They have that SHOW on....TLC....about "How the Lottery Changed My Life".

    All those ppl can't be wrong...can they?!?

  14. I consider the couple of bucks I spend on the lottery every once in awhile my retirement planning...cuz if i do not win the lotto I will never be able to retire:(


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