Hey Chrissy, you're saying that your friends do that? What a deluded bunch. You're smarter than a fox that just received a PhD from Cambridge, and foxier than her too (which is quite an achievement if you think about it). Your friends are experiencing Epic Fail. Indigo
So-called friends like to see us fail, or become embarrassed. They like it when we get a pimple, or gain weight. They need to compare themselves to us.
Perhaps a more positive spin... If I hung out with you, people would think I'm better looking than I am. Why? Because a guy with a pretty woman looks more handsome.
And people would definitely think I was smarter for having such a smart friend.
(Had to remove the first attempt because of a typo... see, you're even making me try harder!)
Hey Chrissy, you're saying that your friends do that? What a deluded bunch. You're smarter than a fox that just received a PhD from Cambridge, and foxier than her too (which is quite an achievement if you think about it). Your friends are experiencing Epic Fail. Indigo
ReplyDeleteAh yes, I've learned that one too.
ReplyDeleteLife is a mixeg bag and it's up to just to keep weeding out what's inside. The real gems are there. I promise. xxoo
What if you don't have any friends...?
ReplyDelete(alone in CA)
That's the reason I chose the friends that I did (i.e. they are chubbier than me (in my mind)). The joke may actually be on me though...Ha Ha...
ReplyDeleteSo-called friends like to see us fail, or become embarrassed. They like it when we get a pimple, or gain weight. They need to compare themselves to us.
ReplyDeleteReal friends just need us.
This is why I am predominantly friends with males.
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ReplyDeletePerhaps a more positive spin... If I hung out with you, people would think I'm better looking than I am. Why? Because a guy with a pretty woman looks more handsome.
ReplyDeleteAnd people would definitely think I was smarter for having such a smart friend.
(Had to remove the first attempt because of a typo... see, you're even making me try harder!)
@IndigoWrath,
ReplyDeleteNo..no...not MY friends. Yours. :-)
@thatgalkiki,
Believe me, I've sorted through and kept the diamonds.
@Anonymous,
Maybe it's because you're just smarter and more attractive than all of them. I'll kiss your wounded ego when you get here...
@Travel Girl,
Right. You just never know...
@Secretia,
I actually did have a "friend" like that. Not anymore...
@Armed with Vitriol,
I haven't mastered that. I need to find an ugly guy to be friends with so I won't have sex with them.
@Dan,
Really? I thought a guy with a big bank account looked more handsome. :-)