Stripper Chick Wisdom

Monday, December 21, 2009



Chrissy's real truth about life that no one will tell you.
"You dog only loves you because you feed him.

If you were both lost in the woods, he would kill and eat you in a heartbeat."

24 comments

  1. LOL! I think my dog would eat me even if she wasn't lost in the woods with me!!

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  2. if i get lost in the woods, i hope it's with my 10 lb mini winnie dog and not my 80 lb pit bull... cuz u might be right.

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  3. Remember, nature doesn't like us. We are a two legged walking dinner.

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  4. I can't imagine Bernie would kill you and then eat you, but if she did - it would probably be a slow death...

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  5. Ha ha harsh but fair. Not I am glad I don't have a dog. I don't think my goldfish would ever eat me....

    Kate xx
    http://secretofficeconfessions.blogspot.com/

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  6. Hey Chrissy! Bernie is a wolf in sheep's clothing?! SAY IT AIN'T SO! Indigo

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  7. ... and let him lick his balls in public.

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  8. The questions is...would my cat do this?

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  9. I'm an out and out dog person and I know for a fact (not believe but am sure) that my Tasha would never eat me!

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  10. I can just imagine Bernie trying to eat you, that would be hilarious stuff!

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  11. Yep, but I live safe in the knowledge that after eating me the dog would live about three days before it's arteries clogged with cholesterol from all my fat.

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  12. THAT's the reason my dog acts like he loves me? Guess I'd better keep feeding him before he eats me.

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  13. I believe the same thing about family!!! LOL

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  14. Another reason not to have a dog:)

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  15. Hahaha, funny post! I have a dog and it would even bite me even if it means I have to eat him. I love my dog so much!

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  16. lol that's funny. makes me glad i have a 10lb weenie dog....

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  17. Too funny!

    Happy Holidays Chrissy!

    THE GUYS and I have missed you.

    Enjoy.

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  20. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

    I would like to ditto what Collette just shared. I think she's right.

    Merry Christmas, my friend!

    Wishing you and Bernie a spectacular day!

    woof! woof!

    X ya both!

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  21. You're right about THAT dog, but the other dog loves me because I let him "Paw" me and "Lick" me as much as he wants to...

    Secretia

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  22. @Armed with Vitriol - Foolish Child. Don't you realise that whenever a cat looks at you they're musing whether it's worth the effort to rend you limb from limb or to await the filling of the food bowl?

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