This is the best masturbation handout I've ever come across! Thank you for the tips, I was running low on ideas for me, myself and I! Thanks too funny!
Now Miss MM and Quite Contrary would like to borrow your lovely lil poster.....cause it is dang right fun. Thanks for the visit over at Marysbandb.com You sure do seem to be our kinda Broad and Babe!
HA! Oh my god that Mary Lou Retton one confused me at first. Because the size of the image was smaller, it looked like she had the leaning tower of Pisa growing out of her splits. But then I realized she was in the showe, which makes more sense. But now I kind of think that would be a funny picture to take in front of the leaning tower of pisa. Somebody, quick, go do it!
I'm a little ashamed to say that I've been in the Golden Girls Marathon position before.
ReplyDeleteI am LMAO! You gotta get it where you can sister!
ReplyDeleteThis is AWESOME! Too funny. You made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteI love this chart.
ReplyDeleteThis is the best masturbation handout I've ever come across! Thank you for the tips, I was running low on ideas for me, myself and I! Thanks too funny!
ReplyDeleteHey Chrissy! All WEEK?! Wow, I admire your stamina. That laundry must have been really clean by the time you were done ;> Indigo
ReplyDeletethank you for this.. I needed something like this desperately..
ReplyDeleteI tried the Ball Pit at the Chuck-E-Cheese and got kicked out. Thanks, Chrissy.
ReplyDeleteAlways a learning experience. And to think I sell appliances! The next time a woman comes in to order a dryer and asks does it wobble....
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen whiter whites?
ReplyDelete;-)
I'm to tired to practice so much positions no thank you!
ReplyDeleteHe, he...
The 'couch potato' made me spill my drink. Thank you for posting this :)
ReplyDeleteCouch potato=love seat for me.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to have you back! ;)
ReplyDeleteLoved this xxoo
Ha! That's very funny! Great post!
ReplyDeleteCheers,
C
if i could do the mary lou then who would need a partner
ReplyDeleteNow Miss MM and Quite Contrary would like to borrow your lovely lil poster.....cause it is dang right fun.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the visit over at Marysbandb.com
You sure do seem to be our kinda Broad and Babe!
(blushing) LMAO
ReplyDeleteI have a girl crush on you.
ReplyDeleteThe Sylvia Plath is just...just wrong. But, the Chuck-E-Cheese ball pit is so right.
ReplyDeleteHaha!!! Love it - great post!
ReplyDeleteAlways great to vary the repertoire. ;o)
HA! Oh my god that Mary Lou Retton one confused me at first. Because the size of the image was smaller, it looked like she had the leaning tower of Pisa growing out of her splits. But then I realized she was in the showe, which makes more sense. But now I kind of think that would be a funny picture to take in front of the leaning tower of pisa. Somebody, quick, go do it!
ReplyDeleteIf that's a 'Sylvia Plath', would the 'Ted Hughes' have something to do with choking a chicken?
ReplyDeleteMissed your wit and wisdom over the last week. Hope everything is working out for you.
@Judge Fudge,
ReplyDeleteIt's nothing to be ashamed of.
@Lee the Hot Flash Queen,
You got that right!
@adrienzgirl,
Silly, isn't it?
@The Peach Tart,
I know. It's a keeper.
@Brndoutw8ress,
You are very welcome!
@IndigoWrath,
Laundry??
@MissOverThinker,
You're not the only one.
@Britta B. Skeptic,
LOL! Was that YOU on the news?
@R. Jacob,
ReplyDeleteAre you serious? You should laminate this.
@f8hasit,
Oh, I didn't put any clothes in there.
@Serge Cornillet,
Well,maybe when you're rested.
@Occasionally called Robbie,
You're laughing because you've done it. Your secret is safe with me.
@Secretia,
Love seat. Good one!
@thatgalkiki,
Thanks, sweetie.
@ByDSea,
Glad you liked it!
@Lynette,
My sentiments exactly.
@Quite Contrary,
Thanks, girls. I borrowed it myself so go for it.
@rxBambi,
:-)
@Monique Danger,
ReplyDeleteOf course you do, kitten.
@C. Andres Alderete,
Isn't the Sylvia Plath the funniest thing you've ever seen? And yes, so wrong.
@Picture Imperfect,
Exactly. Variety is the spice of life.
@Boomka,
That's so funny. I thought the same thing, too!
@The Fat Man,
Ha! Yes, something like that.
Thanks, one day at a time.
I think I take offense to the "lonely" and "loveless" part....can't we change it to "unimaginative" and "singularly-wanting"??
ReplyDeleteIt just sounds better....
Kathyrn,
ReplyDeleteI like your idea! That DOES sound much better.