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"DON'T JUDGE ME"
ORIGINAL POST DATE, JUNE 24, 2009
I had a double date last weekend and I’ve been feeling a little guilty about it ever since. I’m not sure that you would call it a double date, really, because it was just these two guys and me. I picked them up at the grocery store on one of those singles nights. We spent a nice quiet evening at my house.
Well, it started out quiet, at least. The next thing you know, there’s whipped cream flying and chocolate syrup everywhere. I had to take a nap before I started on the second one.
I slowly took his top off and gave him a teasing lick. I think I actually said, “Come to Mama” and I’m not embarassed. Once I got started, I was consumed with reckless abandon and all decorum went out the window.
I just couldn’t resist. You know how long it’s been for me. And besides, I’m a secure woman of the new millennium. I can do whatever I want with my body!
I usually don’t kiss and tell, but as long as you promise to keep it a secret, I’ll give you their names.
Ben and Jerry
What did you think I was talking about?
Now, that's a good story!!
ReplyDeleteFunny! My fave is a toss up between cherry garcia, and caramel sutra...mmmmm
ReplyDeleteThanks...now I need to run to the freezer for my own Ben and Jerry...and I was doing so good...
ReplyDeleteYou sssso had me goin' here!
ReplyDeleteSink, line and hooker!
I kept thinking 'Boy, she shoulda been a stripper'!
I think I need a lie down. And ice cream.
ReplyDeletewow, now THAT'S how to tell a story... lol.
ReplyDeleteYou really had me going there, for a second... oh alright! till the very end!
*digging through freezer* now where'd I put that ice cream?
Brilliant x
ReplyDeleteAfter that picture, who could concentrate on the story? Did someone yell food fight?
ReplyDeleteI knew there was a catch. But there's nothing wrong with a one night stand with ice cream and all the fixings.
ReplyDeleteNothing quite like those 2 guys is there? Sounds like a hell of a time!
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do for Halloween? :)
Fantastic!!!
ReplyDeleteLoved it before, and i love it now!
ReplyDeleteSecretia
You go girlfriend with your bad self.
ReplyDeleteOK, when they're as funny as that, Sunday copout is great!
ReplyDeleteYou had us going! What a disappointment!!
ReplyDeleteFunny, though.
@Lee the Hot Flash Queen,
ReplyDeleteThank you! :-)
@Mark Price,
Is that caramel really a flavor??
@Phillipia,
I know. I'm so sorry. But you'll thank me while you're eating it. Oh, yeah, and hate me in the morning.
@Cynica Sarcastamos,
Well, I do think eating ice cream is blissful.
@Indigo Wrath,
You're welcome..
@Fierce,
Geez, what kind of girl do people think I am? Oh. Right..never mind.
@Rosie,
ReplyDeleteThanks!
@R. Jacob,
Doesn't the thought of ice cream make everyone do that with their tongue?
@Matty,
Exactly. You don't have to worry about whether they'll call again.
@Collette,
Yep. It gives a whole new meaning to the Walk of Shame.
What did I do for Halloween? I had a little Mexican.
@Jergen,
Thanks!
@Secretia,
Thank you, Ma'am!
@The Peach Tart,
Oh, I'm goin' everywhere...
@Cogitator,
Well, thank you, ye of little faith. :-)
@The Guy's Perspective,
Of course I did! ;-)
Oh, Chrissy! You are sooooo baaaaad.....
ReplyDeleteBut, I know it was soooooo gooooood!
(You naughty stripper, you!)
Ice cream was the first thing that entered my mind. How wrong is that?
ReplyDelete@Kathryn,
ReplyDeleteYep, guilty!
@Mia,
It's so wrong, it's right.