Secondhand Sunday

Sunday, November 1, 2009

I've decided to make Sundays my Secondhand day. I'm basically too lazy to think of anything new to say so I thought I would re-post a "vintage" entry.

If you aren't in the mood for repeats, please feel free to change the channel.



I had a double date last weekend and I’ve been feeling a little guilty about it ever since. I’m not sure that you would call it a double date, really, because it was just these two guys and me. I picked them up at the grocery store on one of those singles nights. We spent a nice quiet evening at my house.

Well, it started out quiet, at least. The next thing you know, there’s whipped cream flying and chocolate syrup everywhere. I had to take a nap before I started on the second one.

I slowly took his top off and gave him a teasing lick. I think I actually said, “Come to Mama” and I’m not embarassed. Once I got started, I was consumed with reckless abandon and all decorum went out the window.

I just couldn’t resist. You know how long it’s been for me. And besides, I’m a secure woman of the new millennium. I can do whatever I want with my body!

I usually don’t kiss and tell, but as long as you promise to keep it a secret, I’ll give you their names.

Ben and Jerry

What did you think I was talking about?


  1. Funny! My fave is a toss up between cherry garcia, and caramel sutra...mmmmm

  2. I need to run to the freezer for my own Ben and Jerry...and I was doing so good...

  3. You sssso had me goin' here!
    Sink, line and hooker!
    I kept thinking 'Boy, she shoulda been a stripper'!

  4. I think I need a lie down. And ice cream.

  5. wow, now THAT'S how to tell a story... lol.
    You really had me going there, for a second... oh alright! till the very end!
    *digging through freezer* now where'd I put that ice cream?

  6. After that picture, who could concentrate on the story? Did someone yell food fight?

  7. I knew there was a catch. But there's nothing wrong with a one night stand with ice cream and all the fixings.

  8. Nothing quite like those 2 guys is there? Sounds like a hell of a time!
    What did you do for Halloween? :)

  9. Loved it before, and i love it now!


  10. You go girlfriend with your bad self.

  11. OK, when they're as funny as that, Sunday copout is great!

  12. You had us going! What a disappointment!!

    Funny, though.

  13. @Lee the Hot Flash Queen,
    Thank you! :-)

    @Mark Price,
    Is that caramel really a flavor??

    I know. I'm so sorry. But you'll thank me while you're eating it. Oh, yeah, and hate me in the morning.

    @Cynica Sarcastamos,
    Well, I do think eating ice cream is blissful.

    @Indigo Wrath,
    You're welcome..

    Geez, what kind of girl do people think I am? Oh. Right..never mind.

  14. @Rosie,

    @R. Jacob,
    Doesn't the thought of ice cream make everyone do that with their tongue?

    Exactly. You don't have to worry about whether they'll call again.

    Yep. It gives a whole new meaning to the Walk of Shame.
    What did I do for Halloween? I had a little Mexican.


    Thank you, Ma'am!

    @The Peach Tart,
    Oh, I'm goin' everywhere...

    Well, thank you, ye of little faith. :-)

    @The Guy's Perspective,
    Of course I did! ;-)

  15. Oh, Chrissy! You are sooooo baaaaad.....

    But, I know it was soooooo gooooood!

    (You naughty stripper, you!)

  16. Ice cream was the first thing that entered my mind. How wrong is that?

  17. @Kathryn,
    Yep, guilty!

    It's so wrong, it's right.


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