No need to worry about Demi. Thanks to her surgical team, Ashton will begin to sag long before she does, and when that happens, she will replace him with a younger man.
um ya, I feel that! my mother would win all-time bad parent awards pretty easily. my truth is that noone will ever love you as much as your dog. unconditional. low expectations. sometimes people just suck, and on occasion, it happens to be a parent!
Bwahahahaha! Never has a more accurate truth been spoken.
ReplyDeleteNo need to worry about Demi. Thanks to her surgical team, Ashton will begin to sag long before she does, and when that happens, she will replace him with a younger man.
ReplyDeleteMy mother forgot to tell me some of the most important things!
ReplyDeleteThat is so incredibly true....makes me glad to know I can pass that along to my kids.
ReplyDeletePhilip Larkin - This Be The Verse
ReplyDeleteThey fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
Keep up the good work, Chrissy. You're an inspiration.
um ya, I feel that! my mother would win all-time bad parent awards pretty easily. my truth is that noone will ever love you as much as your dog. unconditional. low expectations. sometimes people just suck, and on occasion, it happens to be a parent!
ReplyDeleteYou are too-too funny!
ReplyDeleteAnd honest!
I'm lovin' these Stripper Chick Wisdom's!
The logo is great!
Awwwwesome.
ReplyDeleteDon't let "da boys" hear you say this! They already think I'm F-ing them up!
ReplyDeleteI keep telling 'em they don't know how good they have it!
(Metro's sighing w/loooove for Bernie in these slides!)