Five Dollah!

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The other day, I hear about this website called Fiverr. I guess it was launched a year ago but I just heard about it now. It’s an online marketplace for people selling products and services. I was intrigued for a few reasons.

First of all, because I love a bargain. My favorite price is FREE but 5 bucks is pretty darn good, too.

Second, I’m trying to figure out what I can offer for 5 bucks. You know I’m always looking to make some extra cash as long as it’s not illegal or immoral. Well, as long as it's not illegal. I mean, c’mon, who looks good in this??

Although the sandals do look like a comfy pair I found at Walgreen’s for around 5 bucks! Lose the socks, sweetheart.

Maybe if they let me wear this, a life of crime wouldn't seem

Where was I??

Oh, right, Fiverr.

So it's really interesting (ridiculous) to see what some people are offering for 5 bucks. The highest rated ones are the people who say they will increase your Facebook "likes" or post your website on their Twitter or Facebook page with their gazillion followers. The website takes a dollar of your proceeds so technically, you're doing stuff for Fourrrr instead of a Fiverr.

Here are some of my favorites:

"I will sing Happy Birthday in Welsh, wearing only a thong and wooly hat"

"I will record your phone greeting in the voice of Yoda"

"I will write your text on a plate using organic cinnamon"

"I will record an eye catching video with your message dressed as a sexy schoolgirl, naughty secretary or a hot vampire"

"I will write you message on my pecs and abs"

"I will Skype with you for ten minutes as a silly monster puppet"

"I will provide insightful advice about anything"

I will count BIG money and shout your name or site

166 people have ordered this! WTF??

What would YOU do for $5.00??


  1. It's really too late for my brain to try to think what I would do for Five Dollah.

    Hmmmmmmmm?? I could call you every day for a week so you wouldnt feel bad about having an unused landline.

  2. I would get up on my soap box and rant for five minutes how stupid other peoples services are. All for Five bucks...

  3. I'm not sure what I would do, but I know what I would buy right now... I need a man's voice to make a threatening phone call for me. Anything like that?

  4. Dazzle someone with 20 minutes of sarcasm.

  5. First.....

    "Although the sandals do look like a comfy pair I found at Walgreen’s for around 5 bucks! Lose the socks, sweetheart."

    Bwhahahahhahahaha! Chrissy, that cracked me the hell up!!!


    I went over to watch the two Fiverr video links you left and thought, WTF?!?!?"

    Let's see, what would "I" do for five bucks?

    I would allow people to watch me clip my nose hair!


  6. The real question is what WOULDN'T I do for a fiver?

  7. @Simply Suthern,
    That's a good idea!

    @bread and beer,
    Ha ha! That's what one of my friends said.

    Put it in the search. I bet it's there!

    @middle child,
    Well worth it!

    I know what you can do! Have your Barbie dance to any song they want. ;-)

    Best answer!

    1. I am running out or reasons to not buy a plane ticket to cleveland. Round trip, of course.


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