Most of us in the blogging community use some sort of counter to see how many people are visiting our blogs. The one that I use also gives you a breakdown of recent phrases that are used in Google searches.
Because of my blog title, people navigate to me through some interesting channels. I had so much fun with this before, I thought I would list some more.
1) As a stripper, will I have to finish guys off? Only if you want a good tip, sweetie.
2) I think my neighbor is a stripper? Yes, Jim did this search on me.
3) Is Cheez Whiz constipating? Duh...
4) Male frontal nudity blogs. I'm waiting...
5) Was Meryl Streep ever a stripper? So help me God, if I see this one more time. Why, people, WHY??
6) Stripper with an "A" cup. Yes...??
7) Mike Rowe gay? I don't know. I don't want to know. In my fantasies, he's not and that's all that matters.
8) Anorgasmia pamphlet. You can have mine. Turns out, I didn't need it.
9) Jughead is gay. Duh...
And my new favorite:
All God's children are lost but few can play the piano. WTF??
I found you through a friends link. Have enjpyed ever since. Mike Rowe Gay? I hope not. He's my hero.
ReplyDeleteHey Chrissy! I've recently had:
ReplyDelete- "Talking dirty in Korean" (a perfect match for one of my early blogs)
- "Badger holding candle" (I wonder if they found the picture they wanted?)
- "Triple digits trees indigo" (which I don't even understand)
Indigo
Haha I LOVE these kinds of posts. It's amazing some of the terms people come up with and find our blogs from!
ReplyDeleteI'll be doing one of these posts soon too. :-)
Hilarious! Now what page did the last one lead them to?!
ReplyDeleteRapunzel x
www.talesfromthetower.co.uk
lol
ReplyDeleteWhat is it that you use that shows the Google search thing...I've been looking for that for awhile...I'm still trying to figure all this blogging stuff out!!
OMG...I freakin' LOVE when you do these posts!!
ReplyDelete"All God's children are lost but few can play the piano. WTF??"
How the hell did that one get in there?
And listen, Jughead is gay.
I dated him back in the 80's!
HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHA!
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Oh, too funny! That last one is totally bizarre...and how would those keywords have led to YOU??
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder how this whole keyword search thing goes...
He, he, he...those were hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteYes there is a lot of happy ending in the back but it ain't for the tips.
ReplyDeleteStrippers don't need big boobs to be successful (see above comment)
I think I love Jim.
ReplyDeleteChrissy, all of them are too difficult for me to understand!
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