I had a double date last weekend and I’ve been feeling a little guilty about it ever since. I’m not sure that you would call it a double date, really, because it was just these two guys and me. I picked them up at the grocery store on one of those singles nights. We spent a nice quiet evening at my house.
Well, it started out quiet, at least. The next thing you know, there’s whipped cream flying and chocolate syrup everywhere. I had to take a nap before I started on the second one.
I slowly took his top off and gave him a teasing lick. I think I actually said, “Come to Mama” and I’m not embarassed. Once I got started, I was consumed with reckless abandon and all decorum went out the window.
I just couldn’t resist. You know how long it’s been for me. And besides, I’m a secure woman of the new millennium. I can do whatever I want with my body!
I usually don’t kiss and tell, but as long as you promise to keep it a secret, I’ll give you their names.
Ben and Jerry
What did you think I was talking about?
You know Ben and Jerry are hippies. They'd probably be up for a threesome. Oh, and judging is kind of my job considering my screenname. :D
ReplyDeleteOMG...this is BRILLIANT!!!
ReplyDeleteYou had me going at the beginning of this post thinking all sorts of things. And then when I got to the end, I HOWLED!!!!
I've enjoyed quite a few threesomes with Ben and Jerry, myself!
Yummy!
Yes, but did you "spoon" when it was all over?
ReplyDeleteYou had my nose about an inch from the computer monitor. Damn your tricks.
ReplyDeleteJudge,
ReplyDeleteYes, they are hippies. I didn't shower afterward.
Ron,
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it. And no surprise that you've had a threesome with them, too. I think I might give Edy a tumble this weekend.
That's too funny, Chris! How did I not think of that??
ReplyDeleteCarlos,
ReplyDeleteYou're so easy, my dear. How do I not rule the world?
Well, if you're feeling really frisky, you may want to invite Orville Redenbacher into the mix next time. Sometimes you need the "leering old man" to spruce up the interest level in a gang bang.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, theoretically, I suppose Redenbacher is a corpse, so just forget the idea.
That was hilarious Chrissy! You're my idol. The way you made love with such reckless abandon. Kudos!
ReplyDeleteI bet you had the guys squirming in their seats.
The best kind of three some ever! Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteMVD,
ReplyDeleteYeah, thanks, I think I'll pass on that. Bernie staring at me is bad enough.
Theresa,
ReplyDeleteThe guys? Like puppies licking your fingers through the cage.
Funny Girl,
ReplyDeleteThrow caution to the wind and try it!
ha, sounds like MY kind of night! woot!
ReplyDeleteStacie,
ReplyDeleteYep. Best Friday night I've had in a long time.