The Grass IS Always Greener

Here's the guy across the street from me cutting his lawn yesterday. He does two things when he's not at work.

1. He works in his yard

2. He rides his bike


This is Bernie, excited to be outside on the dirt, 'er...lawn. I hope she didn't roll over on that rock at the top of the picture.




I think I can speak for my neighbors when I say, we hate him. He makes us all look bad. If it weren't for his plush, green lawn that he already has to cut the first week of April... the day before it's supposed to snow again...our yards would all look the same and no one would be the wiser.

Oh, they all have patchy brown lawns. It must be the soil composition in the area.

He's making us look bad. And he must be stopped.