But I don't WANNA move

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

I haven’t given you a weight loss update lately because I’m not exactly thrilled with my progress. I’ve only lost 13 pounds and I know it’s because I got a little slacky with my exercise. I guess it really does make a difference at this age.


I’m one of those people who has to do something EVERY day and if I miss a day or two, I never EVER want to work out again because, let's face it. I'm inherently lazy.

Yes, yes…I like the way I feel when I’m done and yes…I like the results but I really wish it was easier.

Like in the old days.

Remember those Elaine Powers wiggly jiggly things? Maybe I could find one on eBay and just wiggle jiggle my fat away. I've already got the black shoes and shower cap.

I’m not sure why these fat burning babies ever went out of style, either. My boyfriend and I could just crank up the heat, lie on the couch and sweat our way to thinness.

I know. I know. Who am I kidding?

I can't get a boyfriend.


  1. I for one am diggin those blow-up pants. I think you could lose weight and be safe as a non-swimmer cause they look pretty floaty to me.

  2. Congrats on the weight loss. Thats great!! I started when you did and I gained 3 so you def doing better than I. LOL

    Ya know, neither one of that couple needs to lose a dang ounce. That said she can pull the look off but he just dont look right in the Little Bo Peep bloomers unless he is going to pull on a duck head and go to work at Disneyland.

    My mom had one of those paint mixers for the butt when I was growing up. I think they work as well as the dust covered treadmill in my office.

    Have a great one.

  3. "I’m one of those people who has to do something EVERY day and if I miss a day or two, I never EVER want to work out again."

    I'm the same way, girl! If I start something, I have to do it everyday until I get to my goal or I seem to lose my umph!

    But hey, 13 pounds is fabulous so pat yourself on the back for that!

    "Remember those Elaine Powers wiggly jiggly things?"

    YES! OMG, I remember watching those commercials on TV. And also seeing those darling blow up pants!!! Hilarious!

    Have a super Thursday!


  4. I am the same way with exercise...love it, feel great after it, but if I miss a day or two, it always turns into MONTHS...blah

  5. PLEASE tell me someone else saw the placement of the blow up nozzles on the floaty sweaty pants.

  6. You should try the jiggly machine AND the floaty pants at the same time. No man could resist you then.

  7. Hey! I'd wear those pants if it guaranteed weight loss


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