You are so charming! But, I have to say that TV is rubbish. I would rather have a nap on a couch or go into the kitchen and check what is on the table.
Dear Bernie, lemme tell you that I don't understand you at all! Must be the female hormones making me all woozy at the moment. Hence, I spend my day sniffing and licking my favourite parts between my legs and feeling more woozy afterwards. You a guy or a gal? Whatever, you could be a rubber duck, as far as I'm concerned right now! Fuck the telly, come over here and f... me, too! Be quick, my Master isn't meant to know anything about this fucky-fucky-business, okay? Desperately (Wooooh-oooh so desperately) yours Nina the Pyrenean shepherd
@Cinnamon, Good advice. I'll go sniffing right now!
@Dieter Moitzi, I'm really flattered but I'm a girl, too, and I don't swing that way.
@Simply Southern, Pupweiser! I love it!
@Ron, Netflix! Of course. Why didn't we think of that? Kisses and licks~ And Bernie thanks you, too. :-)
@middle child, Yeah, you must not know my dog very well. There's no running to be done in this household. Now, the FOOD channel might hold her interest.
Hi Bernie,
ReplyDeleteYou are so charming! But, I have to say that TV is rubbish. I would rather have a nap on a couch or go into the kitchen and check what is on the table.
Love,
Cinnamon the Beagle
Dear Bernie, lemme tell you that I don't understand you at all! Must be the female hormones making me all woozy at the moment. Hence, I spend my day sniffing and licking my favourite parts between my legs and feeling more woozy afterwards. You a guy or a gal? Whatever, you could be a rubber duck, as far as I'm concerned right now! Fuck the telly, come over here and f... me, too! Be quick, my Master isn't meant to know anything about this fucky-fucky-business, okay?
ReplyDeleteDesperately (Wooooh-oooh so desperately) yours
Nina the Pyrenean shepherd
C'mon Bernie, They've had the Westminster Dog show reruns all weekend!!
ReplyDeleteSurprised you wernt laid back watching that while throwing back a few Pupweisers.
Chrissy, your captions always make me HOWL!
ReplyDeleteHey Bernie, that's why I don't watch TV. Try Netflix!
Love ya, Bern.......
(((((( Bern )))))))
Woof! Woof!
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Try to find the GOLF channel. Then he can run back and forth in front of the TV trying to catch the ball.
ReplyDelete@Cinnamon,
ReplyDeleteGood advice. I'll go sniffing right now!
@Dieter Moitzi,
I'm really flattered but I'm a girl, too, and I don't swing that way.
@Simply Southern,
Pupweiser! I love it!
@Ron,
Netflix! Of course. Why didn't we think of that? Kisses and licks~ And Bernie thanks you, too. :-)
@middle child,
Yeah, you must not know my dog very well. There's no running to be done in this household. Now, the FOOD channel might hold her interest.
TV? neh, go have a nap instead :D
ReplyDeleteGood plan, Sapphire!
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