Boooh! Boooh! Nasty girl! Smashing to pieces centuries of soothing "No, don't worry, I'm perfectly satisfied by your… uh, worm?" And then that very original "It doesn't matter how big it is but what you do with it!" My arse, yes. It's still better to get it big AND by someone who knows how to work with the monsta ;-)
Glad i don't have to worry about that one.....
ReplyDeleteYes indeed... Glad I am married to a black guy. BAHHAHAHAHAAAA... True words though, very true.
ReplyDeleteThat was really below the belt.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteWell, congratulations!
@Anonymous,
Ahhh...another happy mariage. :-)
@Christopher Zimmerman,
Ha ha! Good one.
For some reason reminds of the wicked old put-down..."oh that's cute, what's it going to be when it grows up?"
ReplyDeleteHere here, kitten.
ReplyDeleteI KNEW IT!
ReplyDeleteBoooh! Boooh! Nasty girl! Smashing to pieces centuries of soothing "No, don't worry, I'm perfectly satisfied by your… uh, worm?" And then that very original "It doesn't matter how big it is but what you do with it!" My arse, yes. It's still better to get it big AND by someone who knows how to work with the monsta ;-)
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