Notable Quotables from Jersey Shore

My sister and I were discussing yesterday how we don't really feel "grown up" and we deduced that part of the reason is probably because we don't have kids.

I suppose that's why most of my friends who are busy raising their children have no idea what happens on every episode of Jersey Shore like I do. Unless, of course, their teenage children tell them.



I've decided to start a weekly post devoted to the silly things that these trashy, dumb as a box of rocks Guidos and Guidettes say.

I just can't get enough of them!




Vinny's plan is to "get with 60 girls, and if I can’t get one one night, I’ll just double up the next."


I think this poor Mama's boy is still a virgin.








Pauly D: "Angelina rooming with me and Situation could be a good thing or a bad thing. I don't want the drama in Miami, but then again maybe there'll be a slow night, it's raining, we got no chicks — you never know what can happen".


Pauly is a 30 year old disc jockey from Rhode Island. Rhode Island! I didn't know they had any Italians in Rhode Island. Or disc jockeys.










Angelina: "I'm tryin' to be classy right now!"



She calls herself the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island. Lofty aspiration, isn't it?







Tune in for more Notable Quotables next week!