Notable Quotables from Jersey Shore

Monday, August 2, 2010

My sister and I were discussing yesterday how we don't really feel "grown up" and we deduced that part of the reason is probably because we don't have kids.

I suppose that's why most of my friends who are busy raising their children have no idea what happens on every episode of Jersey Shore like I do. Unless, of course, their teenage children tell them.

I've decided to start a weekly post devoted to the silly things that these trashy, dumb as a box of rocks Guidos and Guidettes say.

I just can't get enough of them!

Vinny's plan is to "get with 60 girls, and if I can’t get one one night, I’ll just double up the next."

I think this poor Mama's boy is still a virgin.

Pauly D: "Angelina rooming with me and Situation could be a good thing or a bad thing. I don't want the drama in Miami, but then again maybe there'll be a slow night, it's raining, we got no chicks — you never know what can happen".

Pauly is a 30 year old disc jockey from Rhode Island. Rhode Island! I didn't know they had any Italians in Rhode Island. Or disc jockeys.

Angelina: "I'm tryin' to be classy right now!"

She calls herself the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island. Lofty aspiration, isn't it?

Tune in for more Notable Quotables next week!


  1. Jeepers I hate this show. What a train wreck.

    Why do I watch it.??

  2. i read this before i fell asleep last night and chuckled...

    then woke up this morning and realized i had a DREAM about jersey shore!!

    is that awesome or WHAT?!

  3. I was pro-life until I heard of these idiots. Now I wonder if it's possible for their mothers to get postnatal abortions.

  4. I'm obviously missing out on some trashy t.v. Damn Canadian television...

  5. I'm a Mom and I watch every single episode of Jersey Shore! Love it! My love of trashy, fun TV has definitely increased since having a kid. It is an indulgence. A humorous necessity. A break. Can you believe those crazies on Jersey Shore?? Gawd, they're something else. LUV IT!

  6. @Simply Suthern
    You watch is because it's like crack.

    That IS funny! Did you meet any Guidos?

    @Judge Fudge,
    That's so mean. And so funny.

    @Travel Girl,
    Yes, you need to move.

    They're so larger than life and I don't think they make any of it up. Makes my crazy life seem so "normal". :-)

  7. I'm lucky. I don't gave to watch ... I can get it live whe I hang out with Aldo and Cecelia right here in town.


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