tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post4380394939049757184..comments2023-06-11T08:00:15.334-04:00Comments on I Shoulda Been a Stripper: Lessons in cougar loveUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-87364751211781805422009-12-21T21:11:43.541-05:002009-12-21T21:11:43.541-05:00Maven,
Alleycat -- pure genius.
Chrissy,
~ We p...Maven,<br /><br />Alleycat -- pure genius.<br /><br />Chrissy,<br /><br />~ We prefer the missionary position because it makes our faces look younger when everything falls backward. Being on top is not an option unless the power is out and/or you are legally blind.<br /><br />When will women learn that if you get us (far less choosy) men that far, we have long ago past the event horizon/point of no return. Do you honestly think a man will take a woman back to his place, see her less-than-taut stomach, put his erection away and go home? When it comes to sex every man is George W. Bush: he doesn't pull out until the job is done.<br /><br />It seems to me that saying things like that contradicts one of the main rules of being a stripper: confidence. You put on a sexy outfit, you work the pole and you take his money; and, if you have to, you get on stage in front of a bunch of men you've never met and do the same to them as well.<br /><br />Toolbit out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-50382450851432568442009-12-20T08:08:25.301-05:002009-12-20T08:08:25.301-05:00Bizarre. My Nether regions are one of the few are...Bizarre. My Nether regions are one of the few areas which still retain their original colour! Which is one reason that despite being urged to trim and shave I've not done so. And why is "It'll make it look bigger!" supposed to make me want to do it? Is there some hidden message here?Greyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16614743389619168819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-49685597602865417372009-12-19T10:21:23.360-05:002009-12-19T10:21:23.360-05:00Yes, the shaving becomes more difficult as we age ...Yes, the shaving becomes more difficult as we age because we have more places to rid of the gray! And there are certain spots that hair color just doesn't go! LOL. Great post!Moonrayvennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11254803252513819562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-23485566827725702462009-12-15T08:52:26.672-05:002009-12-15T08:52:26.672-05:00Fabulous post, I agree with M what's up with t...Fabulous post, I agree with M what's up with the guys with pensions undressing me with their cataract covered eyes. <br /><br />Maybe 50 years ago in their time I would have considered it.WannabeVirginia W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16507756727246102557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-20665337776205107342009-12-14T20:55:52.592-05:002009-12-14T20:55:52.592-05:00The young ones aren't that interested in me - ...The young ones aren't that interested in me - but the old guys- WHOO HOO!!!!<br /><br />Apparently sagging boobs and greying *ahem* hairs, a turn on for the over 80 set. <br /><br />I have therefore dubbed myself with a new title: Alleycat. <br /><br />MEOW ;)Lyndsay Wellshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06382324380724354831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-38814011349890676002009-12-14T20:29:55.243-05:002009-12-14T20:29:55.243-05:00I could have written this myself girlfriend. So tr...I could have written this myself girlfriend. So true. So true.The Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-13882126163509226142009-12-14T19:30:31.540-05:002009-12-14T19:30:31.540-05:00Aw, honey! You really know how to show us in our b...Aw, honey! You really know how to show us in our best light! So very kind of you to give all the boy-toys a virtual tour of "ourtown"....<br /><br />But, we'll keep 'em laughing...won't we?? 'Cause wit we've got....and STUPID, we're NOT!kathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06152568985075401447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-5250295761686925992009-12-14T16:10:42.578-05:002009-12-14T16:10:42.578-05:00Also, I despise the term cougar. It implies that a...Also, I despise the term cougar. It implies that any female older than what...35? who has a sex life is some kind of predatory animal. Puhlease. I plan to be doing it til the day I die, and nobody better call me a Cougar while I'm at it!Britta Bowleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07964069576387961945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-69921074019168845362009-12-14T16:02:52.323-05:002009-12-14T16:02:52.323-05:00I would never admit this to anyone but myself and ...I would never admit this to anyone but myself and my boyfriend, but I purposely only date men at least 10 years older than me for this reason. As I start to age, I always want to be "the younger woman" to him. It's sad that at 23 I even think about this shit, but our society is so youth obsessed it's impossible not to. <br /><br />I am interested to see what happens to Ashton and Demi's relationship once she hits late 50s/ early 60s and even plastic surgery isn't going to be able to keep her looking 30. In my heart I would like to believe that true love is blind, but I know that, sadly, that's not the way people are wired.Britta Bowleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07964069576387961945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-89647261357820714022009-12-14T15:44:54.921-05:002009-12-14T15:44:54.921-05:00LoL* Nice!! Hot flashes... *giggles*LoL* Nice!! Hot flashes... *giggles*Ashley Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04738367983341945235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-51593306429907528222009-12-14T15:13:51.061-05:002009-12-14T15:13:51.061-05:00Isn't a touch of grey distinguished?Isn't a touch of grey distinguished?Dan Bushmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08315285939454367157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-88499531798283128182009-12-14T14:19:39.090-05:002009-12-14T14:19:39.090-05:00We prefer the missionary position because it makes...<b>We prefer the missionary position because it makes our faces look younger when everything falls backward</b>.<br /><br />OMG... that reminds me of a Golden Girl episode when Blanche said the same thing!!!<br /><br /><b>We really don't think it's "so hot" to be completely hair free down there. We just don't want you to see our gray pubes</b>.<br /><br />Bwhahahahahahahhahaha!<br /><br />That was hysterical!<br /><br />Great post, Chrissy!<br /><br />You courgar, you!Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-55440445535659989122009-12-14T11:18:22.412-05:002009-12-14T11:18:22.412-05:00LOL. This is hysterical...and kind of hot for some...LOL. This is hysterical...and kind of hot for some reason.Maurice Mitchellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15338165486757095191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-51980818851577900112009-12-14T09:42:40.652-05:002009-12-14T09:42:40.652-05:00Like Mr. Jacob, I'm a bit past "hottie&qu...Like Mr. Jacob, I'm a bit past "hottie" status. I'm more of a cranky Mr. Bobcat for Mrs. Cougar. I retain some of my youthful charm (I hope). IndigoIndigo Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03957870121933442627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-78170913716113131102009-12-14T09:30:34.847-05:002009-12-14T09:30:34.847-05:00Alas, I am too old for your average age cougar!Alas, I am too old for your average age cougar!raydenzel1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212342091537737561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-12655339170059036872009-12-14T08:26:19.380-05:002009-12-14T08:26:19.380-05:00This is why I'm thankful to be married to an o...This is why I'm thankful to be married to an older man because regardless of my age, I still look WAY better than he does!Travel & Dive Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16726948140601040484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-22837665609978732352009-12-14T07:06:04.018-05:002009-12-14T07:06:04.018-05:00I am cracking up over the pubes!! LMAO!I am cracking up over the pubes!! LMAO!Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06008336128049089410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-41575676398035823022009-12-14T06:28:50.422-05:002009-12-14T06:28:50.422-05:00I still love it when he tastes my sweet nectar. I...I still love it when he tastes my sweet nectar. In any position.<br /><br />SecretiaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-14310319179813618552009-12-14T03:29:54.507-05:002009-12-14T03:29:54.507-05:00yup,ashton is one of the exception.he is not just ...yup,ashton is one of the exception.he is not just a toy boy. absolutely. owh now i am jealous!watiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04085342420237781538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-32597836917369204832009-12-14T02:06:44.782-05:002009-12-14T02:06:44.782-05:00This is just perfect. I love these...
I also lik...This is just perfect. I love these... <br /><br />I also like to spoon with me behind my man, so he doesn't feel my belly when it's 'relaxed'. <br /><br />:)Christine Macdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02139820957031345995noreply@blogger.com