tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post3178138161095748428..comments2023-06-11T08:00:15.334-04:00Comments on I Shoulda Been a Stripper: Did I hear a bell??Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-14396296345685297612010-04-01T22:27:19.668-04:002010-04-01T22:27:19.668-04:00@Tee,
Thank you. The meat thing is so misunderstoo...@Tee,<br />Thank you. The meat thing is so misunderstood. <br /><br />The bean thing is only funny in retrospect.Bobby Allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17362990178566295070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-25283093824076604712010-04-01T21:58:18.275-04:002010-04-01T21:58:18.275-04:00Being a meat cutter by trade I understand the stea...Being a meat cutter by trade I understand the steak thing. The bean thing almost make me piss my pantsTeehttp://poohpa.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-64113275882548893362010-03-24T08:51:08.584-04:002010-03-24T08:51:08.584-04:00I feel like Pavlov's dog.
Cue the heavy pantin...I feel like Pavlov's dog.<br />Cue the heavy panting!raydenzel1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212342091537737561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-81655453240637897992010-03-24T07:46:28.982-04:002010-03-24T07:46:28.982-04:00You're crazy.
Baby..You're crazy. <br /><br />Baby..Bobby Allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17362990178566295070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-2066291650900676322010-03-24T06:47:59.606-04:002010-03-24T06:47:59.606-04:00Man, even in the pretend world, hearing you say &q...Man, even in the pretend world, hearing you say "baby" sounds good!raydenzel1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212342091537737561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-23774332664050615912010-03-23T22:51:17.248-04:002010-03-23T22:51:17.248-04:00Sparky? Is that you, baby?Sparky? Is that you, baby?Bobby Allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17362990178566295070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-14565969751842084722010-03-23T13:30:12.898-04:002010-03-23T13:30:12.898-04:00G'day Chrissy!
""""sound o...G'day Chrissy!<br />""""sound of bell ringing"""""raydenzel1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212342091537737561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-40539955564992077332010-03-03T11:21:57.253-05:002010-03-03T11:21:57.253-05:00You make me laugh so much!! Thanks for the kackles...You make me laugh so much!! Thanks for the kackles!!KaLynn ("MiMi")https://www.blogger.com/profile/03588812088592910825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-22221136806578193572009-08-08T16:31:09.281-04:002009-08-08T16:31:09.281-04:00Cows are revered animals in India. They are allowe...Cows are revered animals in India. They are allowed to roam the streets freely. I don't know if you can marry them, though. lol. <br />A bell for men is a great idea! That way I will know when mine is sneaking over to bother me & I can run & hide! hee hee Some of us wish we didn't have them to bother us & some wish they did. Life just isn't fair, is it? Don't get me wrong, I love my dh to pieces, but we've been together almost 17 years, so...In any case, a mechanical friend is always a good thing...lolMoonrayvennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11254803252513819562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-64202133371170699412009-08-08T16:19:34.029-04:002009-08-08T16:19:34.029-04:00@Judge, I was thinking it would be in moderation o...@Judge, I was thinking it would be in moderation only but I may need to rethink that. <br /><br />@Theresa, You're too funny! We should just put bells around guys necks, too, so we can always find them. You know, in case they wander away from the couch or the toilet.Bobby Allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17362990178566295070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-87701120360977110092009-08-08T16:17:39.384-04:002009-08-08T16:17:39.384-04:00@Kathryn, I'm so touched that I made you pee. ...@Kathryn, I'm so touched that I made you pee. THANK you.<br /><br />@Carlos, I always keep my demographic in mind.<br /><br />@JW.BW., Yes, do tell! Sorry about your coffee.<br /><br />@Yellow Trash, Somehow this doesn't surprise me.Bobby Allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17362990178566295070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-74236870417887729482009-08-08T11:24:26.840-04:002009-08-08T11:24:26.840-04:00"...thick steak and then come home for a litt..."...thick steak and then come home for a little boom boom." You're hilarious!<br /><br />When you wanted to marry the dog, I was very supportive and actually thought it wasn't such a bad idea. But a cow? They kinda stink and they chew their own cud and they just stand their doing nothing except staring at you with this dumb expression on their face. Crap, I just described a typical male. What the hell, marry the cow...meat is meat.Theresahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12667769917288382023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-5865222139452708312009-08-08T10:11:44.579-04:002009-08-08T10:11:44.579-04:00I'm glad to hear you've given up on the vi...I'm glad to hear you've given up on the vile weed, and have gone back to meat.Judge Fudgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06731787165566569088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-35669032616150654762009-08-08T09:46:18.344-04:002009-08-08T09:46:18.344-04:00Steak makes me tingly down there and it has nothin...Steak makes me tingly down there and it has nothing to do with sex.Yellow Trash Diarieshttp://yellow-trash-diaries.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-69173410293497563222009-08-08T08:39:27.869-04:002009-08-08T08:39:27.869-04:00Hahahaha!! Too funny!! Coffee almost came out of...Hahahaha!! Too funny!! Coffee almost came out of my nose!! <br /><br />I dont know about the steak thing, since I havent had red meat since I was 10 years old. I do kind of wonder what eating a steak would be like but I never crave it or anything. Guess I should post my story about why I am meat free. People would probably get a kick outta that one.<br /><br />Enjoy your BEEF!!!!<br />JWJW.BWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14981506796032162591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-73723482022208425432009-08-08T08:19:39.860-04:002009-08-08T08:19:39.860-04:00I actually laughed out loud with your first paragr...I actually laughed out loud with your first paragraph. Fart jokes. They get me every time. I'm a simple man.C. Alderetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05320598427444768427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-6330495142066233872009-08-08T08:13:10.247-04:002009-08-08T08:13:10.247-04:00STOP! It is WAY too early in the morning for me to...STOP! It is WAY too early in the morning for me to be laughing this hard....(I also think I peed just a little) and there's probably some cow down the lane cringing 'cause somehow she knows the joke's on her. <br />This. Was. Hilarious.<br />Loved, loved, loved it. Your code phrase for hoochie-koochie? Classic. I'll never hear it again w/o thinking of you.....and Sparky, of course.kathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06152568985075401447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-84712635590158704502009-08-08T00:35:25.802-04:002009-08-08T00:35:25.802-04:00Ron, Don't you love it when you find that just...Ron, Don't you love it when you find that just right photo? I love a good burger, too, but I can't eat the bun so it's not as much fun. <br /><br />I think that's what I sounded like, too.Bobby Allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17362990178566295070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-178699992051690921.post-45334795078882889582009-08-08T00:30:46.908-04:002009-08-08T00:30:46.908-04:00OMG, girl...you make me LAUGH!!!
Loved the cow ph...OMG, girl...you make me LAUGH!!!<br /><br />Loved the cow photo!<br /><br />So glad you enjoyed your <b>BEEF</b>.<br /><br />I'll tell ya, I'm not a huge meat eater myself, but when I do eat it I crave a burger. A nice juicy, BIG burger. And it's just as you said, it's like a religious experience. I sit there with my eyes closed and can't even speak, except for little audible moans.<br /><br />oooo...aaah...oooo...aaah!Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15977027331657615697noreply@blogger.com